Friday, September 19, 2008

Nice-Ass Paper


It's been forever since I've written, and I have to say there are many reasons. (I always start these out with some excuse, so it's my format. Please be patient.)

I admit it here and now and will say it only once; I skipped about 4 days of letter writing. I've made up for them with doubling down on certain days prior and following, but this wasn't originally about putting out 365 letters, but putting them out consistently. But you know what? It's my project and my tiring life so it'll have to do. I will re-work and mold the rules as I see fit. Whatever it takes to make it so that what I actually did, works perfectly. It's nice being me.

A bunch of things have happened in the last month. I got married. That was huge. It was fun writing the letter on the wedding day. To whom, you might ask? My mother. I wrote my husband the following day, the first day of our married life together. He got a postcard because I was exhausted. A little foreshadowing into married life, perhaps.

I've been swimming in letters, postcards, writing materials and inquiries. 'Are you still doing the letters?' etc. is one of the more common openers from friends these days. It's replaced 'How are you?' and I'll take it. The answer is either Yes! Or an exasperated, grrr, yes - or a barely-audible-because-I'm-so-tired yes. There are many inflections to the answer yes, as I've learned from responding to the letter-project inquiry.

Mostly though, I want to report that today, in the mail, I received the following:
Four postcards. One from a friend who lives in Norway, but is on vacation in Paris right now. One from two friends in Brooklyn, where we live, congratulating us on the marriage. The other two are from a friend in Tennessee, and one contained a poem, even! Then a card addressed to both of us again. The last piece of mail was a check.

This is a red letter day for mail, folks! I've reached Nirvana. Not only way more personal mail than bills, but NO bills AND a check in the mail!!! The only potential problem I see here is that I will cease to appreciate my good fortune should it keep up. Don't get me wrong, I don't want to invite hate mail. Not ever. There's something more sinister about a piece of evil traveling through the post and making it to your door than if someone just called you or yelled in your face. I much prefer a hate phone call. But knowing someone took the time to write out the hate and send it your way, nobody needs that. Except the hater, maybe.

But curseth thee, thy haters! I am here to say that I didn't pick today's mail contents to discuss because it was so exceptional. Though it was better than average, today's mail actually represented the gestalt of my mailbox these days. Lots of love. So three and a half months in, my overall rating rests at WORTHWHILE. Only eight and a half months to go. More reports to come, but for now, I will adjourn - I have a friend who signed her divorce papers yesterday so she needs something written on some nice-ass paper. (That means 'paper that is nice'. I'm not going to write her a letter on fancy toilet paper, nor do I have stationary that says 'Nice Ass!' though, come to think of it....)

4 comments:

marta lee said...

Erika,
It's nice to see you blogging a little. I've missed some days, but I think I'll just double some next term when I have free time.
This is very entertaining. I'm glad you got one of the poems (another one is coming) My mailbox averages MAYBE ONE letter a WEEK (if I'm lucky), but I guess I just started this and have sent MOST of mine to, well, your mailbox...if you like anything, you can reply, as you know, replies are VERY appreciated.
Curious, do you even know anyone else in tennessee? No offense, but most of my counterparts aren't that interesting down here.
I agree; if you get too much mail you'll begin to expect it or take it for granted, which is why you must make reports such as this one to so people(or just ME?) that you are thankful and they have brightened your day.
Ha. Nice-Ass Paper...that reminds me of my sister, who always said we needed "Ass-wipes" (that's what she wrote on the grocery list in her apartment this summer)
Nice paper will help her out; it would help me, as any letter would i suppose
Letters I've received TOTAL: two postcards from a friend in Brooklyn, two letters from the same friend, and one letter from an aunt in Victoria...No nirvana yet, though all those are appreciated.
I'll be patient with others,
Love,
marta

marta lee said...

you know, the toilet paper idea isn't half bad...really...because a) it would "unfold" like a person's thoughts should in a letter,
and b) you could look at it backwards and it would be cool visually...When I have more time I may send you some toilet paper, but not nice paper, just ass-paper....though the pen may tear it up a little.
Thanks for putting that crazy notion in my mixed up mind. I'll have to think of some alternative sources of "paper" to write on...

KBJ said...

May you find checks in your box every day! Your perseverance on the letter-writing front is once again inspiring and commendable. And actually, I think that fancy toilet paper would be called nice ass-paper (as opposed to nice-ass paper), but I'm anal that way....

marta lee said...

it is inspiring..it inspired me to write a letter a day too...and I agree and did note that the hyphen really clarifies the meaning and separates ass-paper from nice-ass paper (ass in the first one is describing paper, yet in second nice is describing ass which with nice is describing paper)
maybe that made sense...